Fun with Newzense; Wisecracks & Winks: Chuckleful Wisdom!

– “Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me. I’ll laugh at you.”
– “Laughter is the best medicine, but if you laugh for no reason, you need medicine.”
– “I don’t want a prince charming. I want someone who can make me laugh so hard that I snort.”
– “My life feels like a test I didn’t study for, but I’m making it through with some clever guesses.”
– “I’m not lazy, I’m just on energy-saving mode.”
– “If you can’t remember my name, just say ‘chocolate,’ and I’ll turn around.”
– “I’m not clumsy, the floor just hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way.”
– “Nothing brightens up a room faster than someone turning on the light switch or my smile.”
– “I’m sorry for what I said when I was hungry… and when I was angry… and when I was tired. Basically, I’m sorry for my existence.”
– “I can resist everything except temptation… and chocolate.”